Mattress & Furniture Super Center Holiday Jokes!
It's the holliest and jolliest time of the year!
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To celebrate, Mattress and Furniture Super Center presents the top six corniest holiday jokes we could muster. Do you like these? Feel free to share with friends, or come up with your own! Here at Mattress and Furniture Super Center in Tampa, Florida, we want to spread the holiday cheer and joy with a little laughter.
(Even if it's the kind that comes with a bit of a groan.)Β
Without further ado, in no particular order...
1. Why are Christmas trees bad at sitting on one of our comfortable sectionals and knitting?Β
They always drop their needles.
2. What did the Elf study while sitting at one of our nice show room desks?
His elf-abet.
3. Why did he sit at one of our desks instead of going to a school?Β
He was elf-taught.
4. Why do Elves love financing their furniture?Β
They're always short.
5. What did one of our comfortable mattresses say to the warm winter bedding?Β
Fleece Navidad.
6. Why does Santa Claus LOVE shopping at Mattress and Furniture Super Center to get the lowest prices for furniture for his reindeer?Β
Because every buck is dear to him!
Mattress & Furniture Super Center
Address: 6222 Commerce Palms Drive, Tampa, FL
Phone: (813) 242-9500
Website: www.mattressandfurnituresupercenter.com