“Santa Bring Me…” My Furniture Wishlist!

to the tune of “Santa Baby,” but original lyrics

(Furniture Parody)

Santa, darling, slip that light-blue loveseat my way tonight,
I’ve been dreaming ’bout a sofa that’s icy and bright —
Oh Santa dear, I’ll leave the showroom lights on for you.

Santa sweetheart, how ’bout a canopy bed so grand?
With curtains flowing softly like a fairytale land —
It’s the kind of piece a girl could really get used to.

Santa honey, I’d adore an electric fireplace glow,
Warm and cozy while the Florida breezes still blow —
Just picture me, cocoa in hand, feeling the spark.

Santa sugar, I can’t forget a sectional with Bluetooth sound,
Party-ready seating where good vibes come ’round —
Imagine streaming holiday tunes after dark.

Santa baby, maybe toss in a massage chair too,
Hands-free pampering while I’m sipping my brew —
My aching shoulders would finally get a break.

Santa lovely, I’m wishing for some rugs that feel like a cloud,
Soft underfoot and stylish enough to make me proud —
Perfect for every step I take.

Santa baby, bring some Ashley artwork for my wall,
Bold and modern pieces, big statement and all —
Then my home will shine from floor to ceiling through.

So Santa, baby…
Hurry to the store with my wishlist, will you?

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